Prickly Paloma

Stress relief adaptogenic zero-proof Paloma cocktail.

Parch's Prickly Paloma is a fresh take on the classic Paloma cocktail without the tequila and the hangover risk. Instead, this zero-proof version contains stress relief Botanics and adaptogens. Parch uses 100% plant-based ingredients. 

Taste notes

A citrusy bittersweet cocktail that showcases the unique combination of organic Blue Weber Agave, Prickly Pear Cactus Fruit, tangy Grapefruit, Orange Agave Bitters, crisp Jicama, and floral-tart Hibiscus.

When to drink

  • Perfect for every social gathering - House parties, BBQs and pool parties.
  • Or whenever you feel like you can use some adaptogenic stress relief.

Features we love

  • Non-alcoholic
  • Plant-based
  • Naturally flavoured with natural ingredients
  • Crafted with respect for biodiversity
  • Fueled with Botanicals and adaptogens 

Key Active Ingredients

  • Ashwagandha,
  • L-Theanine,
  • American Ginseng,
  • GABA.

Adaptogens help your body better manage stress when consumed regularly by protecting against adrenal fatigue.

Cautions

  • Not intended for use by children
  • Do not consume if you are pregnant or nursing.


Ingredients: Water, Blue Agave Nectar, Jicama Juice Concentrate, Prickly Pear Juice Concentrate, Chamomile and Hibiscus Flavor with Other Natural Flavors, Lime Juice Concentrate, Grapefruit Bitters with Other Natural Flavors, Peppercorn and Jambu Flavor with Other Natural Flavors, Malic Acid, Sea Salt, Adaptogens (GABA, Ginseng, L-Theanine Extract from green tea, Ashwagandha Root Extract), Black Carrot Juice Concentrate (for colour), Orange Peel Bitters Extract, Hibiscus Extract, Blue Agave Inulin, Passionflower Extract.

⚠️Warning:Not for Consumption During Pregnancy or While Trying to Conceive

Please consult with a healthcare professional before consuming this product if you are pregnant, nursing, or planning to become pregnant.

Each can is 250 ml / 8.4 fl oz.

Made in the USA in harmony with the Sonoran Desert of Arizona.

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